Genre: Slasher
Director: John Mallory Asher
Country: USA
Availability: Redbox; Amazon On Demand
Wreckage. A movie so ridiculously bland that the only remarkable thing about it is its tagline - Beware. The spare parts may be your own.
Get it? Spare parts? Like a car! Because it's called Wreckage and they need spare parts... ha! Ahem.
So this was a movie. And bad things happened. The worst of which was me having to watch it. Ba-dum-ch!
But seriously folks. Wreckage is a movie that suffers from too much plot, if you can believe it. If the movie was done better then these little side stories would flesh out the film and make it a rounded story. But it's done so poorly you just sit there wondering why Wreckage isn't just a movie about a crazy killer stalking people in a junkyard. The kills are, for the most part, pretty dull. And the acting is just... wow.
It's a testament to Redbox and whoever chooses these horror movies to be carried in their kiosks because without them these low budget flicks would probably never even make it onto my radar. Sometimes there's nice surprises, like Die and Mother's Day. And other times you're sitting there wishing for your dollar back.
2 out of 5 stars
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