HERE FOR THE BLOOD (2024)
Writer: James Roberts
Stars: Shawn Roberts, Maya Misaljevic, Joelle Farrow
Genre: Horror, Comedy
How to Watch: Screambox
Synopsis: A peaceful evening becomes bloody violent chaos. Masked intruders descend on Tom and Grace's home. The couple fights for their lives.
Thoughts: This splatter horror comedy is what horror movie nights with your friends were made for. A low budget direct-to-video throwback that pours all of its heart and soul into the gore, the practical effects, the humor, and the batshit craziness of the story. A pro-wrestling babysitter must use all of his sick-ass wrestling moves to defeat some unkillable crazy cult dudes with creepy-ass masks. There’s tons of odes to classic horror films sprinkled throughout, buckets of spurting blood, reanimated corpses, a talking head (FEED ME), and a scary evil dimension in a cool metal box populated with powerful gods. But what really shines here are the actors, who take this film as seriously as we want them to, and because of that, we root for them the whole way. Move this film to the very top of your watch list and get ready for a ridiculously good time.
5 out of 5 💀s
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